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A Case of Inhospitable Hospitality?
THE HEART of the WHITE MOUNTAINS
Their Legend and Scenery
By Samuel Adams Drake 1882
Pg 58-61
Three miles below the village of Bartlett we stopped
before a farmhouse, with the gable-end toward the
road, to inquire the distance to the next tavern, where
we meant to pass the night. A gruff voice from the
inside growled something by way of reply; but as its
owner, whoever he might be, did not take the trouble
to open his door, the answer was unintelligible.
“The Churl!” muttered the colonel. “I have a great mind
to teach him to open when a gentleman knocks.”
“And I advise you not to try it,” said the man from the
inside.
The one thing a Kentuckian never shrinks from is a
challenge. He only said, “Wait a minute,” while
putting his broad shoulder against the door; but now
George and I interfered. Neither of us had any desire
to signalize our entry in the village by a brawl, and
after some trouble we succeeded in pacifying our fire-
eater with the promise to stop at this house on our
way back.
“I shall know it again,” said the colonel, looking back,
and nibbling his long mustache with suppressed
wrath; “something has been spilled on the threshold--
something like blood.”
We laughed heartily. The blood, we concluded, was
in the colonel’s eyes.
Some time after nightfall we arrived in the village,
having put thirteen miles of road behind us without
fatigue. Our host received us with a blazing fire --
what fires they do have in the mountains, to be sure! --
a pitcher of cider, and the remark, “Don’t be afraid of it,
gentlemen.”
All three hastened to reassure him on this point. The
colonel began with a loud smack, and George
finished the jug with a deep sigh.
“Don’t be afraid of it,” repeated the landlord, returning
presently with a fresh pitcher. “There are five barrels
more like it in the cellar.”
“Landlord,” quoth George, “let one of your boys take a
mattress, two blankets, and a pillow to the cellar. I
intend to pass the night there.”
“I only wish your well was full of it,” said the colonel,
taking a second put at the jug, and making a second
explosion with his lips.
“Gentlemen,” said I, “we have surely entered a land of
milk and honey.
“You shall have as much of both as you desire,” said
our host, very affably.
“Supper is ready, gentlemen.”
After supper a man came in for whom I felt, upon the
instant, one of those secret antipathies which are
natural to me. The man was an utter stranger. No
matter: the repugnance seized me all the same.
After a tour of the tap-room, and some words with our
landlord in an undertone, the stranger went out with
the look of a man who had asked for something and
had been refused.
“Where have I heard that man’s voice?” said the
colonel, thoughtfully.
Our landlord is one of the most genial to be found
among the mountains. While sitting over the fire
during the evening, the conversation turned upon the
primitive simplicity of manners remarked among
mountaineers in general; and our host illustrated it
with this incident:
“You noticed, perhaps, a man who left here a few
moments ago?” he began.
We replied affirmatively. It was my antipathy.
“Well, that man killed a traveler a few years back.”
We instinctively recoiled. The air seemed tainted with
the murderer’s presence.
“Yes; dead as a mutton, “continued the landlord,
punching the logs reflectively, and filling the chimney
with sparks. “The man came to his house one dark
and stormy night, and asked to be admitted. The man
of the house flatly refused. The stranger pleaded
hard, but the fellow ordered him away with threats.
Finding entreaties useless, the traveler began to grow
angry, and attempted to push open the door, which
was only fastened by a button, as the custom is. The
man of the house said nothing, but took his gun from
a corner, and when the intruder crossed the threshold
he put three slugs through him. The wounded man
expired on the threshold, covering it with his blood.”
“Murdered him, and for that? Come, come, you are
joking!” ejaculated George, with a half smile of
incredulity.
“Blowed him right through, just as I tell you,” reiterated
the narrator, without heeding the doubt George’s
question implied.
“That sounds a little like Old Kentuck,” observed the
colonel, coolly.
“Yes; but listen to the sequel, gentlemen,” resumed
the landlord.
“The murderer took the dead body in his arms,
finding, to his ‘horror, that it was an acquaintance with
whom he had been drinking the day before; he took
up the body, as I was saying, laid it out upon a table,
and then went quietly to bed. In the morning he very
honestly exhibited the corpse to all who passed his
door, and told his story as I tell it to you. I had it from
his own lips.”
“That beats Kentucky,” asseverated the colonel. For
my own part, I believed the landlord; “I was never
there in my life; but I do know that, when the dead
man was buried, the man who killed him went to the
funeral like any curious or indifferent spectator.
This was too much. George rose from his chair, and
began to be interested in a placard on the wall. “And
you say this happened near here?” he slowly
inquired; “perhaps, now, you could show us the very
house?” he finished, dryly.
“Nothing easier. It’s only three miles back on the road
you came. The blood-stain is plain, or was, on the
threshold.”
We exchanged glances. This was the house where
we halted to inquire our way. The colonel’s eyes
dilated, but he said nothing.
“But was there no trial?” I asked.
“Trial? Oh yes. After several days had run by,
somebody thought of that; so one morning the slayer
saddled his horse and rode over the county-seat to
inquire about it. He was tried at the next session, and
acquitted. The judge charged justifiable homicide;
that a man’s house is his fort; the jury did not leave
their benches.
By-th-by, gentlemen, that is some of
the man’s cider you are drinking.”
I felt decided symptoms of revolt in my stomach;
George made a grimace, and the colonel threw his
unfinished glass in the fire. During the remainder of
the evening he rallied us a good deal on the subject
of New England hospitality, but said no more about
going back to chastise the man of the red house.
[The sequel to this strange but true story is in keeping
with the rest of its horrible details. Perpetually
haunted by the ghost of his victim, the murderer
became a prey to remorse. Life became
unsupportable. He felt that he was both shunned and
abhorred. Gradually he fell into a decline, and within
a few years from the time the deed was committed he
died.]